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Trump Discovers 1920 Law Makes Better Oil Policy Than Diplomacy

Suspending a century-old maritime regulation to manage geopolitical crises is what happens when tariff tweaks become national security strategy.

The Jones Act, a 1920 maritime law designed to protect domestic shipping interests, has officially become the Trump administration's favorite economic Band-Aid. Rather than address the underlying geopolitical disaster driving oil prices skyward, the White House is now mulling a permanent suspension of a century-old regulatory framework. Because nothing says "stable energy policy" like surgically removing laws based on which direction OPEC is leaning this quarter.

What's delicious here is the transparency of the arbitrage. The Jones Act raises domestic shipping costs by design—it's protectionism with a maritime accent. Temporarily waiving it during an Iran crisis is defensible as emergency management. But seeking to make the suspension permanent? That's not crisis response. That's regulatory capture dressed up as wartime necessity, the kind of maneuver that leaves investors holding the bag when the geopolitical winds shift again.

The administration will surely frame this as a pro-business, efficiency-maximizing move. Expect talking points about reducing consumer costs and supporting American energy independence. What won't be mentioned: the precedent of suspending inconvenient regulations whenever their existence becomes politically inconvenient, or the spectacular malinvestment that follows when companies restructure supply chains around a "temporary" policy that might evaporate in 18 months.

Welcome to merger theatre where maritime law is now a tactical asset and presidents negotiate with Congress via oil shock. The best part? We've only just begun finding new laws to weaponize.

💀💀💀💀  Dumb Rating: 4/5 — Regulatory Duct Tape
★ From the Glossary
"Regulatory Arbitrage"
The art of suspending laws that protect competition so that your preferred outcome becomes profitable, then acting surprised when the market distorts.
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