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CANADA CELEBRATES DISCOVERY THAT COMPUTERS CAN DO THINGSIGER RETURNS TO THRIVE: THE SOFT LANDING SPEEDRUNJANE STREET PROVES BORING BEATS SEXY, VCS STILL CONFUSEDMETA DISCOVERS AI EFFICIENCY: FIRE 10% OF STAFFSIERRA ACQUIRES FRAGMENT, MANUFACTURES GROWTH NARRATIVEANTHROPIC SEEKS $800B VALUATION DESPITE LACKING BASIC SAFETY FEATURESFUSION INVESTORS DISCOVER INFINITE RUNWAY, FINALLYRFK JR. DISCOVERS PEPTIDES, VCS DISCOVER REGULATORY CAPTURECANADA CELEBRATES DISCOVERY THAT COMPUTERS CAN DO THINGSIGER RETURNS TO THRIVE: THE SOFT LANDING SPEEDRUNJANE STREET PROVES BORING BEATS SEXY, VCS STILL CONFUSEDMETA DISCOVERS AI EFFICIENCY: FIRE 10% OF STAFFSIERRA ACQUIRES FRAGMENT, MANUFACTURES GROWTH NARRATIVEANTHROPIC SEEKS $800B VALUATION DESPITE LACKING BASIC SAFETY FEATURESFUSION INVESTORS DISCOVER INFINITE RUNWAY, FINALLYRFK JR. DISCOVERS PEPTIDES, VCS DISCOVER REGULATORY CAPTURE
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Iger Returns to Thrive: The Soft Landing Speedrun

Ousted Disney CEO discovers venture capital's greatest feature: advisor roles that require neither results nor presence.

Bob Iger, having recently parted ways with Disney under circumstances politely described as "mutual agreement," has rejoined Thrive Capital as an advisor. This is not a promotion. This is not a lateral move. This is what happens when a rolodex meets a cap table.

Iger already held a stake in Thrive and previously served as a venture partner at the firm—meaning he's not discovering new passions so much as rediscovering old commitments. The timing is impeccable: markets are scrutinizing founder-operator fit like never before, yet somehow ex-CEOs who oversaw shareholder value destruction at mega-cap corporations remain irresistible to capital allocators. It's almost as if the real business model is not venture returns, but venture appearances.

The press release undoubtedly noted Iger's "unparalleled experience" and "strategic vision," terms that translate to: we paid for his name. Thrive Capital gets to tell LPs that yes, actual famous people believe in their portfolio. Iger gets to justify his existence between consulting gigs. Everyone wins except the founders who will receive his "guidance."

Nothing says "we're serious about returns" quite like hiring someone specifically because they're no longer busy.

💀💀💀💀  Dumb Rating: 4/5 — Strategic Shelf-Warming
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"Venture Partner"
A role that allows well-known executives to maintain relevance and equity stakes without the inconvenience of making decisions or attending meetings.
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