When a celebrity investor and two venture firms collectively decide that 'vibe coding' is a defensible market category.
Read full article →Miles Wang hasn't founded anything yet, but investors are already pricing his future regrets.
Read full article →Nothing says 'trust us with your capital' like alleging your supposed partners are corporate spies.
Read full article →A company whose business model remains a mystery has mysteriously become twice as valuable.
Read full article →SpaceXAI's Grok 4.5 launch is really just Cursor with a new logo and a press release.
Read full article →Bending Spoons owns AOL and Vimeo but remains a mystery—the M&A equivalent of a sound without a listener.
Read full article →Man who built $18B company by buying zombie apps explains how he eliminated chance from a strategy entirely dependent on it.
Read full article →Bending Spoons' 40% IPO pop proves investors will cheer anything if you call it 'operational excellence.'
Read full article →Multibillion-dollar clean energy complex joins the graveyard of decarbonization theater.
Read full article →When a startup trades its entire business model for a phone call from the administration.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.