Chemistry Ventures proves that in venture capital, your last job matters more than your actual returns.
Read full article →A company whose business model remains a mystery has mysteriously become twice as valuable.
Read full article →Khosla Ventures pays $1.2 billion for a company that promises to automate the one profession most resistant to automation: lawyers.
Read full article →AI fever has transformed venture capital into a spray-and-pray confetti cannon where mathematical rigor goes to die.
Read full article →Enterprise governance startup launches 'hub' to manage the chaos of letting machines write your code unsupervised.
Read full article →The search giant races to build AI infrastructure while its environmental footprint hits record highs—a masterclass in having your carbon cake and eating it too.
Read full article →Apple and Microsoft are raising hardware prices because training AI models is apparently someone else's problem to solve.
Read full article →Established mega-fund raises $2.5B by simply deciding what it was raising all along.
Read full article →Nothing says 'we've earned a seat at the table' like showing up uninvited and refusing to leave.
Read full article →In two trading days, SpaceX has achieved what Amazon took decades to build: a market cap, minus the revenue.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.