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Trump's Pot Reclassification: A Regulatory Gift Wrapped in Optimism

Nothing says 'investment thesis' like a Wednesday announcement that will conjure ten thousand cannabis startups by Friday.

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AI Startups Discover They're Just Waiting to Die

Founders openly admit their entire business model is a temporal buffer before the inevitable.

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