Gradium raises seed capital explicitly to abandon its home country and compete in the only ecosystem that matters.
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Read full article →Man who built $18B company by buying zombie apps explains how he eliminated chance from a strategy entirely dependent on it.
Read full article →When credential inflation meets credential obliteration: a $75 billion firm discovers that Grand Slam titles translate to board-room insight.
Read full article →Frontier labs promise AI agents will delegate tasks to humans any day now.
Read full article →A panel of capital allocators questions valuations they themselves are responsible for inflating.
Read full article →World's dominant AI chipmaker makes sweeping infrastructure claim with exactly zero specifics or timelines.
Read full article →NEA's Tiffany Luck discovers that moving fast and breaking things extends to balance sheets.
Read full article →Axios celebrates a number so divorced from cash that even venture capital is blushing.
Read full article →Justin Ernest bypasses fund-raising by deploying half a billion dollars from a 'captive network,' proving venture capital is networking with better lighting.
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