When the world's largest bank CEO co-signs trillion-dollar infrastructure bets with zero mention of payback timelines, you know we've entered a new regime.
Read full article →A VC firm leverages a single SpaceX investment into a blank check for growth-stage saturation.
Read full article →Market dominance is now a seasonal phenomenon, like pumpkin spice, except with more venture capital.
Read full article →Founders have admitted their entire business model expires the moment a large language model learns to do their job.
Read full article →When you have billions and no clear exit strategy, apparently real estate speculation near power lines becomes venture capital.
Read full article →Government signals airport privatization readiness; investors 'stand ready' to extract value from captive passengers with nowhere else to go.
Read full article →Venture capitalists have discovered that 'we'll figure it out eventually' is now a legitimate business model.
Read full article →Five billion dollars fresh in the door despite fusion being perpetually 20 years away since the 1970s.
Read full article →Founders have weaponized FOMO by refusing to let anyone actually use their products.
Read full article →Legacy automaker bets quarterly fund on buzzwords while its track record suggests it couldn't successfully acquire a successful software company if one volunteered.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.