Insight Partners bets half a hundred million on a company whose actual problem—and solution—remain classified.
Read full article →Ryan Williams proves that the third time's the charm—or at least the third time you can still convince investors to fund a niche vertical SaaS product.
Read full article →Yet another voice AI startup discovers that venture capitalists have never actually taken a phone call.
Read full article →A tunneling startup with zero revenue just proved that 'visionary CEO' is a valuation multiple.
Read full article →Nvidia CEO meets Lutnick as Trump administration investigates whether the company's China business is actually legal.
Read full article →Anthropic and OpenAI have achieved what takes McDonald's decades: astronomical revenue growth with no clear path to actual profitability.
Read full article →The man who gave us surge pricing now promises to modernize manufacturing—and investors are pretending to believe him.
Read full article →A 25-year veteran marvels at revenue math that would make a SaaS founder weep with envy—or confusion.
Read full article →NorthStrive Companies will advise NorthStrive Acquisition Corp on deal sourcing—a financial ouroboros eating its own tail for $100 million.
Read full article →When a celebrity investor and two venture firms collectively decide that 'vibe coding' is a defensible market category.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.