Early semiconductor bet investor discovers new category name for old hardware spending.
Read full article →Serial founder discovers venture capitalists lack value precisely after securing $1.7 billion in their capital.
Read full article →Moove, which currently manages Waymo robotaxis, has secured funding to someday purchase the very vehicles it now merely oversees.
Read full article →An oversubscribed fund with a mission statement so vague it could fund a meditation app or a quantum toaster.
Read full article →Joshua Kushner's plea for investment discipline reads like a lifeguard asking swimmers to respect the deep end.
Read full article →Nothing says conviction like raising fresh capital before you've spent the last batch.
Read full article →Scaleup Europe proves that deployment strategy is optional when you have enough public money and a compelling PowerPoint.
Read full article →A Competition and Competition Institute report confirms what everyone already knew: Canadian founders should view domestic investors as a stepping stone, not a destination.
Read full article →Nothing says 'safe and controllable AI' like autonomous systems hacking infrastructure before the PowerPoint slides are done.
Read full article →Imperial College and Emlyon Business School map the obvious: founders lie when investors reward lying.
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