David Rosenberg's four-decade career of correct calls apparently irrelevant when AI narrative is this good.
Read full article →A 772-room 'landmark partnership' to deploy humanoid housekeeping robots is exactly the kind of enterprise tech fantasy that collapses when checkout time arrives.
Read full article →Anthropic and OpenAI executives privately rehearse apology scenarios for the catastrophe they're building.
Read full article →OpenAI CEO attacks Anthropic's philosophical navel-gazing as a safety risk, conveniently ignoring that neither company can explain what their models actually do.
Read full article →Factory AI CEO mistakes career mobility for industrial espionage, proving that board seats don't immunize you from reality.
Read full article →OpenAI and Anthropic discover their models are dangerously unpredictable, then keep it quiet.
Read full article →The company that warns the world about AI risks just admitted its own models can't be trusted with a photo album.
Read full article →Analysts have discovered that training computers requires money — a shocking development that somehow justifies the largest capital misallocation forecast in history.
Read full article →When your nation's AI policy is authored by venture capitalists with a Spotify feed, you've achieved peak capture.
Read full article →President announces military-themed organizational restructuring as substitute for actual artificial intelligence policy.
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