The nation that has spent decades watching commodity prices crater now wants to sell nuclear tech and LNG as though geopolitics don't exist.
Read full article →A potential Millennium Prize solution arrives wrapped in accusations of intellectual theft—proving Silicon Valley's favorite innovation is plagiarism with better marketing.
Read full article →Lovable raises $400M at $13.3B valuation in eight months, proving that if you name your company after an emotion, investors will value it like a nation-state.
Read full article →Commerce Secretary's blessing proves that in Washington, a months-long clash can be resolved with a simple public declaration of faith.
Read full article →Trump administration's tech policy shop and Commerce Department can't agree on strategy, but sure, tell the G20 we've got this figured out.
Read full article →When your core product tanks public opinion, apparently the solution is to save humanity—at least until the next quarterly earnings call.
Read full article →Music publishers allege one of history's largest IP thefts; AI cheerleaders suddenly develop hearing loss.
Read full article →When your five-year plan hinges on admitting you don't know what you're doing, you've entered a new era of CEO candor.
Read full article →Nothing says 'rigorous fundamental analysis' like becoming bullish on a gambling app when politics gets weird.
Read full article →Europe's landmark AI Act moves from aspirational rulebook to actual enforcement, forcing the industry to discover compliance exists.
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