JPMorgan's CEO issues apocalyptic forecast while his balance sheet whispers: 'Everything is fine.'
Read full article →Financial Post hails 'innovative' digital tools for wealth management as if the internet was invented last Tuesday.
Read full article →Regulatory arbitrage masquerading as drug policy is now official U.S. government strategy.
Read full article →Suspending a century-old maritime regulation to manage geopolitical crises is what happens when tariff tweaks become national security strategy.
Read full article →The market's most desperate suitors keep getting rejected, and somehow this is being treated as good news.
Read full article →DumbCapital covers venture capital and M&A in North America with the skepticism these markets have long deserved and rarely received. We are not impressed by large numbers. We are not moved by press releases. All articles are satirical commentary based on real, publicly reported deals. Nothing here is financial advice.