The House passed the Ratepayer Protection Act to shield consumers from AI data center costs, proving that even a broken legislative clock is right twice per decade.
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Read full article →A potential Millennium Prize solution arrives wrapped in accusations of intellectual theft—proving Silicon Valley's favorite innovation is plagiarism with better marketing.
Read full article →Lovable raises $400M at $13.3B valuation in eight months, proving that if you name your company after an emotion, investors will value it like a nation-state.
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