Markets have replaced price discovery with Kevin Warsh fan fiction.
Read full article →The search giant races to build AI infrastructure while its environmental footprint hits record highs—a masterclass in having your carbon cake and eating it too.
Read full article →Apple and Microsoft are raising hardware prices because training AI models is apparently someone else's problem to solve.
Read full article →Washington's alliance pitch crumbles as Beijing's cheap models prove usefulness trumps ideology.
Read full article →Two AI investors known for moving fast offer wisdom on moving fast, a genre of advice that has never once prevented anything.
Read full article →Milltown Partners discovers that opposition to massive power infrastructure is largely theoretical, announces this as victory.
Read full article →A venture capitalist with billions riding on AI companies announces that actual winners won't be selling AI—presumably to someone else.
Read full article →A billion-dollar AI company discovered Friday night that shipping products requires permission slips from people who don't use them.
Read full article →Axios celebrates a number so divorced from cash that even venture capital is blushing.
Read full article →PwC estimates medical costs rising 9% as investors continue funding efficiency theater.
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