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Opinion

Power Official Exits After Grid Dreams Collide With Reality

Peter Lake departs the White House energy council, leaving his transformational infrastructure vision behind—like all the others.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Infrastructure Theatre
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Opinion

Trump Defends Open AI While Accusing China of Stealing It

The administration has discovered that intellectual property protection works best when applied selectively to enemies.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Geopolitically Incoherent
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Opinion

Warsh Discovers Prices Can Rise Without Rising, Inflation Solved

Federal Reserve chair masters the art of semantic distinction to avoid admitting obvious economic truths.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Orwellian Doublespeak
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VC

Software Stocks Crater on Realization AI Might Actually Work

Investors suddenly discover that commoditization is bad when it happens to their portfolio.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Technologically Blindsided
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M&A

Musk Rebrands Cursor Acquisition as 'Product Innovation'

SpaceXAI's Grok 4.5 launch is really just Cursor with a new logo and a press release.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Acquisition Theater
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VC

Andreessen-Backed Startup Raises $33M to Trade Compute Like Oil

Ornn's founders have discovered that the solution to AI infrastructure fragmentation is apparently more financial engineering.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Peak Metaphor Fatigue
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VC

Kutcher Pivots From AI Labs to 'Infrastructure' (Crypto Adjacent)

Sound Ventures' concentrated bet strategy gives way to the graveyard of failed energy and infrastructure plays.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Strategically Repositioning Downward
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Opinion

Fed Chair Warsh Discovers Power of Saying Absolutely Nothing

Markets have replaced price discovery with Kevin Warsh fan fiction.

💀💀💀  3/5 — Strategic Inscrutability
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Opinion

Google's Climate Pivot: More Emissions, Same Messaging

The search giant races to build AI infrastructure while its environmental footprint hits record highs—a masterclass in having your carbon cake and eating it too.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Carbon Neutral Theater
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Opinion

Tech Giants Discover Expensive Servers Cost Money, Pass Bill to You

Apple and Microsoft are raising hardware prices because training AI models is apparently someone else's problem to solve.

💀💀💀💀  4/5 — Passing The Tab
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